Your Quiet Institute

in·sti·tute
n.
Abbr. inst., Inst. An organization founded to promote a cause: a cancer research institute.

I am Dave.

I am the institute. I make all the sissy rules here. Keep all unflattering comments to yourself.

First Off: THE RULES

1. No frolicking.
2. No licking.
3. No chewing gum.
4. If you must eat something, keep the per-serving-calories-from-fat below three hundred.
5. Like me.
6. If you must dislike me, do it behind my back. I am delicate.
7. Understand me.
8. Keep all ignorance to a minimun.
9. Idealize and glorify me.
10. Idealize and glorify
him.

Any other rules that I conjure up but decide not post apply as well.
Any viewer that does not comply will be immediately drooged.

Onward...

"So, like, was Brad Pitt the imaginary guy in FIGHT CLUB or what?"
"
Yes, he was a creation of Edward Norton's Schizophrenic and delusional mind."

Brainstem - The lower extension of the brain where it connects to the spinal cord. Neurological functions located inside the brainstem include those necessary for survival and arousal . Cerebellum -The portion of the brain which helps coordinate movement.

Frontal Lobe -Front part of the brain; it is involved in planning, organizing, problem solving, selective attention, personality and multiple "higher cognitive functions" including behavior and emotions.
Occipital Lobe -Region in the back of the brain which processes visual information. It also contains association areas that help in the visual recognition of shapes and colors.

Parietal Lobe -One of two parietal lobes of the brain. The parietal lobes contain the primary sensory cortex that monitors sensation. Behind the primary sensory cortex is a large association area that controls fine sensation ( textures, weight)..
Temporal Lobe -There are two temporal lobes. These lobes allow a person to discern one smell from another and one sound from another. They also help in sorting new information and are believed to be responsible for short-term memory. Right Lobe - Mainly involved in visual memory. Left Lobe - Mainly involved in verbal memory.

Onward...

"Whoa, how does this thing work. Where does the water come from?"
"
Well, you see the water drains from the inside of the cooler and there really isn't any outside source supplying it."

Justifiable Mistakes
Careful Distillation
Questionable Results
Crisp Texture
Sincere Motives
Shameless Additives

I'm not sure if there is anything here to copyright, but here goes.

İDave August 4, In The 2000th Year Of Our LORD

If contact with me is what you desire, then contact away.
[email protected]

otherwise


Hail To The Chief